Unexpected Gaylord Lifts JMF to Victory

The Elites three game winning streak was brought to a shuddering halt last night, as the JMF scrapped their way to a 4 goal victory. The match was not a classic by a long shot, poor finishing on both sides meant the game was decided in a five minute spell when a flurry of goals from an unexpected source gave the MoFo's the breathing space required to prevail. All that walking has paid off, as a usually spent after three minutes Funky Pedestrian, waltzed through the Euro rear guard to score on several occasions. Apart from that, there isn't really a whole lot to mention, Young Gaz was off the boil, and although Clogs Ahmed played well as a late replacement, he sadly lived up to his nickname in front of goal, Shotgun and myself not being much better either. So the cock munchers snap our losing streak, but with no two scoops on their side next week, we believe this to only be an aberration. I hate those knob botherers.

Line-ups;

JMF- Two Scoops, Funky Pedestrian, Dead Eye, Luklear and King Dave

EURO E- Shotgun, Clogs, Euro Bri, Shouty and Youg Gaz

2007 Season

• JMF wins -15


• Euro Elite - 11


• Draws - 2