JMF Clogged by Six

The first sorties fired last night were, as usual, by the JMF, who shot to a five goal lead early doors. It was down to the usual woeful defending by the Euro boys, a Young Gaz own goal being reminiscent of of Paul Robinsons Croatia howler, his back pass catching a daydreaming Shotgun off guard. All seemed lost as the smug arse bandits of the MoFo seemed set to stroll to certain victory. But they had not not figured with the kidnapped by aliens Clogs, who had been replaced by an extra terrestrial who had assumed his human form. The Funky Pedestrian was soon choking on his earlier taunt of "Come for your spanking have you?" to the cosmic Clogs. Not once, not twice, but time and time again did meteoric shots rain into the MoFo goal from the boots of super Clogs, to re-address the balance. Then came the moment the MoFo were to spend the rest off the night crying about, as Dead Eye scored a goal ruled out as the ball was not officially in play. The Funky P went into melt down, and even the mild mannered Dead Eye seemed to lose some of his legendary cool, as Euro, Two Scoops and Youg Gaz joined in the scoring to gain a four goal lead. Crespo gave the JMF a slim glimmer of hope, hauling them back into the game, before the efforts too find an equaliser left to many gaps at the back as the Euro E strolled to a six goal win. I love making the Funky Pedestrian cry.

Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Funky Pedestrian, Dead Eye, Luklear and Crespo

EURO E- Shotgun, Clogs, Euro Bri, Two Scoops and Youg Gaz

2007 Season

• JMF wins -15


• Euro Elite - 12


• Draws - 2