Killer Keister

Hello ass fans, I know it's been a week or two (maybe even three) but late is better than never, so with apologies, this weeks Killer Keisters. As ever time is at a premium, so enjoy, particularly item four on the list, this weeks G.A.S. specially chosen for brother Shouty, who likes 'em up close with a hint of pussy.

Wood Round-up

Once again time has been at a premium, where the chuff does it go? Of course, as you may well have noticed, I am two weeks behind on the Wood 12 reporting, and need to catch up, as in a couple of hours, we kick off this weeks game. So briefly, a quick report of the last two weeks. Week one was not a good week for the Righteous Euro boys. A patched up team looked to be over matched from the start, and the JMF ran out easy winners, with a returning Dead Eye on top form, in stark comparison to an uber grumpy Crespo. This brought about a threat of retirement from our lanky front man, and he needed to be coerced into playing the week after. So the MoFo had regained parity with mighty Euro boys, and had a chance to take a lead at the start of last weeks game. But it was the Elite who took back the lead with the return of, once again, the good Dr Shotgun. The Frank Sinatra of the Wood, Shotgun returned to the fold, after swearing it was the end of the line at the end of the 2011 campaign. And he was up for it, scoring several goals, as the Righteous ran out comfortable winners over the MoFo. Once again I shall strive, and probably fail, to get back into the zone as far as the weekly report goes, especially if my lottery numbers come up tonight, and I can once again reclaim my time for me.

JMF wins - 5

Euro Elite - 6


Draws - 2

Killer Keisters

Now then ass fans, been a while..... So by why of apology please accept this these sultry six sirens. Now usually I'd frame each shot with some pithy nonsense, but yet again time is getting away from me. Where the fuck does it go?? Hey ho, just the way of the world when you hit a certain age I suppose... These shots are all reposted from a tumblr site I found called The Infinite Ache. A very sexy site. Enjoy.

Catch Up

It has been a while, so there is rather a lot to catch up on. Firstly the JMF. Even though the Righteous probably are the slightly older team, it is the MoFo how have been subject to an injury crisis. Dead Eye missed three weeks with a back problem, as well as team captain Jamon, who was laid up with (quell suprise) an arse malfunction. Feel free to insert your own rent boy joke, see if you can CRACK a smile. This resulted in some very interesting line ups for the forces of evil, some of whom I had never met before, and chances are, shall never meet again. On the other hand the core of the Righteous Euro boys remained in tact, bar the odd drop out, which of course saw us win the majority of these games, opening a two game advantage in the process. But this week saw the line ups pretty much as they are meant to be, bar a return appearance from the Shoutster. It was a close game, and a good game, barring the quality of keeping. The Octopus and the Shoutster let in some howlers, as did King Dave, but Jamon 's catch, twirl and deposit in his own goal was by far the worst, or best, depending on which side you follow. But yet again, it was the finishing of Dead Eye that won the day for the nefarious gender benders in red. This victory drags them back to within a solitary game, as 2012 remains a nip and tuck affair. Hopefully I have broken the spell of procrastination that has hung over me the past few weeks, and will endevour to return to weekly postings.
2012 Season

Line ups

JMF- King Dave, Luklear War, Jamon, Dead Eye and Mercenary

Euro Elite- Euro Bri, Crespo, Big Phil da Octopus, Clogs and Shouty

JMF wins - 4

Euro Elite - 5


Draws - 2