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Thursday, April 05, 2007

Le Grande Buffoon 2007 Update.

This years race for "Le Mailott Jaune" has so far produced only one outright challenger for the title, although his efforts have probably put paid to any chances of donning the yellow jersey. The Skipton exploits of G Spot, who fell out with his taxi driver, lost his wallet, chipped a tooth and attempted to walk home from Bingley to Wyke, a distance of approximately 9 miles, resulted in his Mean Repressive Spouse revoking his bender privileges. As his only pass is now the George on a Friday, which falls within the West Yorkshire boundaries, he is unlikely to acquire any more buffoonery points. Much was expected of the Shoutster on the Scunny outing, and he didn't disappoint, but alas, his best efforts occurred back in Bradford, making them ineligible for this years award. The next major opportunity to make a move for this celebrated title, will more than likely be the Skipton booze cruise in July, which will feature a strong host of contenders.

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