Dirty Scouse Git Secures Slender Victory

Shirtlifters everywhere rejoiced last night as the JMF snuck a one goal victory, down the Wood. It was, alas, achieved in a very unsporting manner, as the MoFo strived to negate the wonderous attacking flair of the Elite by kicking several lumps out them. A "challenge" of particular venom, was carried out by the normally mild manner Dead Eye on a totally unsuspecting European, to deprive a certain goal. As if the dirty tricks weren't enough for the valiant Elite to contend with, the world renowned goal keeping buffoon that is King Dave, had one of those evenings in which anything hit in his direction, was repelled by his flipper like size 18 feet. The assault that was unleashed on myself and my team mates will not go unpunished though, as next week we unleash the Euro Elite enforcer Shouty to do his worst. Wear your shin pads girlie's. This means the evil Jmf have reached double figures in the wins column this year, but we have much footie left to play. Highlight of the game was King Dave running through the goal keeping area, whilst not the goalie, and being hit by the ball to give up a penalty. Although there was no one whithin a square mile of him, he still pointed in my direction and said "he pushed me!" Typical Man U fan.

2007 Season

• JMF wins - 10
• Euro Elite - 5
• Draws - 1

P.S.

Dead Eye asked why the JMF are always referred to as homosexuals during the weekly match report. Well if you all stopped sucking each others cocks in the shower, I wouldn't.