Big Girls Don't Cry

But big cock sucking JMFers do when they lose! My word they whine like the penis hungry bitches they are. After yet again gifting them an early advantage, the mighty Euro Elite first leveled the scores and then coasted to a two goal victory. King Dave and Lukelear put in heroic efforts to give the fast fading MoFo a glimmer of hope late on, but young Gaz and big JohnnyM made the game safe in the dying minutes. You can smell the desperation on the JMF at the moment as they continue to call for the most dubious of fouls, and bleat like Wilsden shagged lambs when they perceive a misjustice. A returning Shouty ran them ragged, chipping in with five goals, before retiring injured into the goals to repel wave after wave of gay attacks, in a performance that called to mind Shotguns heroics between the sticks the previous week. Dead Eye was out of sorts, and his goal input was sorely missed, but who cares? We are now within two games of the wicked witches, and they seem to be on the verge of implosion. Roll on next week.


Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Funky Pedestrian, Dead Eye, Luklear and King Dave

EURO E- JohnnyMedia, Shouty, Euro Bri, Two Scoops and Youg Gaz

2007 Season

• JMF wins -15


• Euro Elite - 13


• Draws - 2