Whiny JMF Crushed

The three game winning streak of the JMF was brought to a crushing end last night down the Wood, as they crumbled to an eleven goal defeat. It would appear that during this three week period, they forgot how to accept defeat. Lukelear, Jamon and the usually even tempered Dead Eye were in full whine mode. An admittedly close call on the edge of the area got Dead Eye all fired up, and when the Funkmeister clearly handled the ball, gaining an unfair advantage, both Dead Eye and Luklear went into melt down. This seemed to affect their play, and for once we made them pay in droves. A thunderbolt from Clogs got the scoring underway, and the lead was never relinquished. The good Dr Shotgun rolled back the years, and tormented MoFo team captain Jamon mercilessly, racking up an impressive scoring haul. He hit one with the outside of his left foot ( I didn't know he had one either) that arrowed in off the post. Of course he was quick to blow his own trumpet, and just after he told all and sundry that the old Parducci was back, he missed an open goal. Everybody else on the Elite played their part, Mercenary was a rock at the back, the Shoutster ran himself into the ground and I was just plain brilliant. We must have been outstanding, as afterwards Dead Eye admitted that hew had thrown in the towel. Chin up Phil! It's only a game.... Of course one swallow does not make a summer, and although it was a stellar performance, we are still three games adrift in the race to win our third consecutive "Warriors of the Wood" title.

Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Lefty, Lukelear, Funky and Dead Eye

EURO E- Euro Bri, Dr Shotgun, Clogs, Mercenary and Shouty

2009 Season

JMF wins - 9

Euro Elite - 6

Draws - 1