Buffoon Update

I totally forgot about Crespo's underpants incident. The numb skull got ratted the night before going to Munich, and packed his bags in a rush first thing in the morning. Somewhere thousands of feet above the German countryside, he announced that he had forgot to bring any under crackers or socks. We arrived at the airport, and decided to have a beer before taking off into town. Crespo disappeared for what seemed ages, and returned with a shopping bag from Espirit (I think that's what it was called) and a sheepish look. "What's up?" I asked. "I just bought two pairs of boxers, and four pairs of socks, and it came to £50!" Sprocket thought he should have fainted when they asked for that much, and I tried to get him to return them, but he wouldn't. He scores double points for getting to his hotel room, and discovering he HAD packed plenty of socks and undies after all. A definite four pointer. He also picks up a solitary score for thinking a helicopter was a funny looking plane at today's match. Just as well he is pretty..... Revised standings;

1. Shouty 27 points
2. Helmet 14 points
3. Crespo 11 points
4. Euro Bri 8 points
5. Pembo 4 points
6. Dr Shotgun 2 points
7. Funky 1 point
8. G Spot 1 point
9. Sprocket 1 point