Dead Eye at the Death

The years first stalemate was played out down the Wood last night, as the magnificent Elite recovered from their usual poor start to record a draw. In fact victory was all but assured, till Dead Eye latched on to a loose rebound to slot home an equaliser, as the fixture breathed its last breath.Yet another long evening appeared to be on the cards for the Elite, as JohnnyMedia (formerly known as JohnnyWest) gifted the gaylord JMF a four goal lead. But the Elite dug deep and produced their best football of the year to claw themselves back into the game. Shotgun and European put their recent profligacy behind them and started to slot home some goals, including a mazy run that showed up the MoFo for the retards they are, to slot home the first equaliser. The closeness of this contest began to rattle the JMF, The Mercenary and Jamon engaging in a bout of handbags not witnessed since the demise of the injured Lobon. Young Gaz was the next to rise to the occasion, the Elite actually opening up a one goal lead, a feat not achieved for the previous three weeks. Tired legs began to take their toll on both sides, but with only a handful of minutes remaining Shouty slotted home the go ahead goal for the righteous Elite. Alas, with the final buzzer seconds from sounding, luklear broke free, his shot rebounding to Dead Eye who made no mistake. I am glad I legged him earlier, the toss pot.

2007 Season

• JMF wins - 6
• Euro Elite - 2
• Draws - 1