Shotgun Shells Shirt Lifters

Rejoice!! The mighty Elite defeated the infidel cheaters of the JMF last night, prevailing by two goals, resulting in their first back to back victories of the year. Social misfits Jamon and Funky ran out of fingers and tried to cheat the righteous out of a goal, but Euro, Shouty and JohnnyWest held their ground, feeding Young Gaz and Shotgun the ammunition to to apply the goals that vanquished the MoFo. Jamon and Funky were still bleating like a couple of rodgered lambs about the injustice, their fellow teammates taking the beating they were administered like men. Goal of the evening was without a doubt the tracer bullet fired by Shoutys ruby reds into the top corner in the opening minutes, resulting in a three goal advantage to the Euro boys. The JMF upped their game and drew level, but it was the last time they were to gain parity this evening. Shotgun was lively upfront all night, but special mention goes to Young Gaz, who scored a sackful. The only thing special about the JMF were the needs of Messers MoFo and Messiah.

2007 Season

• JMF wins - 7
• Euro Elite - 4
• Draws - 1