Shoutys Ruby Reds Power the Elite to Three Goal Victory

After weeks of fruitless endeavour, the righteous elite at last vanquished the rent boy rimmers of the JMF down the Wood last night. The omens were good from the off, Shouty showing up in some neon red pimp my feet trainers, that dazzled the MoFo from kick off onwards. Instead of gifting the Gaylord's an eight or nine goal lead, we broke our recent slump to snatch an early three goal advantage, JohnnyMedia put his recent goalkeeping woes behind him to repel the evil hordes. After our bright start the match settled into a tit for tat spell as the mighty Elite held on to their early advantage, before entering a purple patch that saw this advantage spread to a seven goal lead. Jamon and King Dave were inept between the sticks, and Shotgun produced the effort of the evening, slicing through the JMF rear guard like a hot knife through butter, and then nonchalantly stroking the ball home. But this is the Euro Elite, and it would not be Wednesday without a keystone cop passage of play. Finger nails were being bitten, and tempers frayed, as the female dodgers dug deep to level the scores as full time approached, Luklear in particular playing out of his skin. Thankfully the storm was weathered and as the JMF wilted, the Elite found a second wind. Young Gaz, Euro and JohnnyMedia put the MoFo to the sword as they comfortably eased home by three. Is this the dawn of a new era down the Wood, or is it a brief respite from the impending forces of gay? Only time will tell.

2007 Season

• JMF wins - 7
• Euro Elite - 3
• Draws - 1