Somebodys been swinging the lead......

It seems all is quite in Jamons place of work as he has sent over a couple of electronic mails for me to post. Below is what that old turd burglar did to draw a wage today;



EURO HOMO’S
ISSUE 1

PIG RACING WEEKLY




Racing at the Wood
Hi there swine sports fans, due to the increasing number of nut-megs and slippery pig manoeuvres put over on the Euro by the skilful (just likek watching Brazil) JMF, there appears to be an increasing number of manglewurzel feed critters mooching around the wood.

So much so that when becoming bored of “boring” the porkers - Euro-homo suggested (bearing in mind his deep-south home-land family roots) pig racing - hence our new magazine.

EURO-HOMO PIG RACING WEEKLY
Source: JMF – free-press
Cottingley’s first race
Eight-week-old pigs go hog wild toward the finish line during the "Sue Wee Pig Races" at the Wood County Fair. The 1st anniversary "Silver Celebration" was held at the Tiffany Sports Centre - Ohio.
The event was watched over by pig racing and pig shagging champion Hal Pussy who later gave trophies and then fucked his sister whilst being “whooped” by the good-ol-boys.
Source: JMF – free-press

Cousin HAL hits the UK


Along with brother Al, pig racing champ Euro’s cousin Hal will becoming to the UK in November to show him and his bunch of crap-bacon-dodgers the finer points in Pig stoppery.
Pig racing trainer Hal- Pussy said his pigs absolutely loved it when they trotted out on the track; they "smiled" and looked just like kids having fun. At the end of the last race, the hungry entrants get to pig out on pavlova, cream, and chocolate cake. He says pigs "are as loyal as dogs." – plus ya can feck em afterwards!
Source: JMF free-press
More exciting news next week including:
exclusive photos of Euro –fucking a pig dressed only in white trainers and a smile.
lobon holding a pig with a lobon.



OH my aching sides, NOT!



And the fun just keeps coming.........



Euro,

JMF counter-intelligence unit has acquired the below image of a Euro Elite training “camp”.

Before you attempt to deny it – although the faces are slightly blurred you and ya bunch of bandits are easily recognized by the white trainers and Y-fronts.




I can't believe he has the cheek to cash his pay check.