JMF pig chasers get snouted by by five

In a magnificent footballing display, the Elite sent the effeminate pig dodgers of the JMF scurrying back to their hi energy disco bars with a five goal tailing. They could still be heard wailing about "those awful, awful men" this morning as they came to terms with the thrashing they were given down "the Wood" last night. The JMF pranced around like a bunch of pansies, the score only being kept to five as the Elite rolled round in fits of laughter at the ineptitude on display from the slow witted arse bandits that opposed them. To compound matters the limpwristed ones will be without main goal threat dead eye next week. Happy days.