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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

The Results are in, and the Winner is...............

Over the last few months you have been asked to cast your vote to determine which queer boy faggot on the evil JMF deserved to be known as "The biggest Gaylord". Well the time has come to reveal the answer. But first a quick recap. From the outset their were three clear favourites, Jamon, Funky and King Dave who were soon to pull away from rank outsiders Dead Eye and I am your father Luke. The major talking point however was how well known light bulb botherer Funky failed to keep pace with Jamon and the King, leaving a two horse race to compete over the closing two weeks. Up until as recently as lunchtime on the 31/10/06 it looked as if King Dave would pip longtime leader and odds on favourite Jamon to the post but it was to be in vain as I can reveal the final vote:

Who is the biggest gaylord on the J.M.F?
Jamon 43.24%
Funky 10.81%
King Dave 39.19%
I am your father Luke 2.7%
Dead Eye Phil 4.05%

Total votes : 74

Congratulations Jamon!!!!!!!!



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

To the editor,

Well that's decenty degraded enough for me.

Your flithy garbage is well and truely boycotted by me!

You've got more chance of me looking at your "Pink-Top" than a post-heysel Liverpool fan reading the Sun.

This site is purely a way for you to channel your own perverted fantasies and to ensure regular sexual kicks (other the self-flagellation of walking around with elastic bands tightly wrapped around your tiny-knackers and a strategically placed pipe-cleaner - I know, Shouty told me) by subjecting your readers to your own homosexual traits.

Having re-read Dead-eyed Phils previous comments I must say that I agree 100% within his conclusion, I quote, your "crap-voting-shite-nonsense" it is simply a smoke screen in an attempt to cover your own perversions and urges to published pornographic images of men "jizzing" on each other - you should be ashamed.

It is not the blantantly straight family man Mr, Jamon-James who is gay but YOU Sir.

You should come out and mince off to Amsterdam before you cause you and your group of blinkered sniggering inbreds further embarrassment.

This is the last you will hear from me but I'm not gay so I doubt you'll be bothered.

Long live the JMF.

Mr. Angry......

Anonymous said...

I had my suspicions when you insisted on calling your innocent mates the Bender Squad.

It now appears that all is being revealed.

It becomes clearer everyday that one half (Euro-homo's) are indeed gay (and voting for the man they'd most like to shag) and the other half (JMF) are being subjected to sexual harrassment by you and your bunch of faggots.

You should be ashamed of yourself and wash you arse out with soap!