KMF sink Righteous by five

With Jamon and Funky not being able to uncouple themselves after mistaking a tube of Bostic for their faithful KY, a King Dave led KMF romped home by five goals to end their win famine last night. Amongst the goals for the limp wristed were "Whats it all about" Alfie and late Funky replacement Mark Clogs, but this weeks man of the match is reserved for "I am your Father" Luke, who rained in goals from all over the pitch, outscoring the usually prolific Dead Eye comfortably. The KMF got off to a flyer opening a three goal lead past Shouty before the Elite mounted a comeback, scoring a hat trick past Alfie. The game then became a cat and mouse affair, the Elite equalising on several occasions before the KMF opened a lead they were not to relinquish. The KMF finally adjusted to Euro's sparkling new white shoes and began to turn the screw. Goals from Shouty and Young Gaz kept it respectable, but a clearly unfit Lobon began to fade and the result was put beyond doubt with a scoring burst that finished with even the well known rimmer that is King Dave adding his name to the score sheet. All things come to an end and we are determined next week to begin another winning streak, especially as prime gaylords Jamon & Funky return.

GAYLORDS TILL THEY DIE, THEY ARE GAYLORDS TILL THEY DIE, THEY KNOW THEY ARE, THEY'RE SURE THEY ARE, THEY'RE GAYORDS TILL THEY DIE!

European Bri