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Thursday, October 05, 2006

KMF sink Righteous by five

With Jamon and Funky not being able to uncouple themselves after mistaking a tube of Bostic for their faithful KY, a King Dave led KMF romped home by five goals to end their win famine last night. Amongst the goals for the limp wristed were "Whats it all about" Alfie and late Funky replacement Mark Clogs, but this weeks man of the match is reserved for "I am your Father" Luke, who rained in goals from all over the pitch, outscoring the usually prolific Dead Eye comfortably. The KMF got off to a flyer opening a three goal lead past Shouty before the Elite mounted a comeback, scoring a hat trick past Alfie. The game then became a cat and mouse affair, the Elite equalising on several occasions before the KMF opened a lead they were not to relinquish. The KMF finally adjusted to Euro's sparkling new white shoes and began to turn the screw. Goals from Shouty and Young Gaz kept it respectable, but a clearly unfit Lobon began to fade and the result was put beyond doubt with a scoring burst that finished with even the well known rimmer that is King Dave adding his name to the score sheet. All things come to an end and we are determined next week to begin another winning streak, especially as prime gaylords Jamon & Funky return.

GAYLORDS TILL THEY DIE, THEY ARE GAYLORDS TILL THEY DIE, THEY KNOW THEY ARE, THEY'RE SURE THEY ARE, THEY'RE GAYORDS TILL THEY DIE!

European Bri

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

.........IMPORTANT..........
JMF OFFICIAL ANOUNCEMENT

Having just had the rather tedious experince of reading the currently non-gay Euro's weekly Nabwood report on the battle of good against evil, I came to a sudden holt when I read the line "Euro's sparkeling new WHITE boots. Mr. Euro has obviously read afore mentioned report and rushed out to buy homo-boots, therefore:

JMF OFFICALLY RENOUNCE THEIR PREVIOUS "EURO IS NOT GAY STATEMENT" AND MAKE A NEW "EURO IS DEFINATELY THE GAYEST PERSON WE KNOW STATEMENT".

"Your going home in a pink Brighton ambulance"

european bri said...

What is a sudden "holt". Is this some homo erotic custom you practise at work in the privacy of your pink office, while hiding behind your favourite fern?

See you Saturday.

european bri said...

By the way, if you use the "other" icon when posting a comment you can leave your name instead of posting as "anonymous".

Anonymous said...

Bri he wont click other cos he's not into a bit of the other. Gaylord that he is!

Anonymous said...

What the feck are you on about Loco-Lobon.

Anonymous said...

Still havent worked out the "other" icon have you numb nuts