Encouraged by his continuing evasion of Jamon, Slippery T has enlisted his curly tailed friends to challenge the star fish stabber Jamon MoFo. The snouted ones are hoping to bring a whole new meaning to the term "Pig Skin", as they weave their magic against the woeful pig stopping skills of Mr MoFo. The ultimate aim of this exhibition is to push for "Jamon Dodging" to become an Olympic sport in time for the 2012 London Games. Team member Snap Crackling had this to say; "The idea behind Jamon Dodging is not just to avoid capture, but to do so in a manner that renders Mr MoFo in as gormless a light as possible. We have decided to introduce a football, our inspiration being the lessons given to Jamon by the mighty European Bri on a weekly basis." What happens if Jamon were unavailable? I put this question to new comer Go Go Gammon; "This has always been our biggest worry, what if some misfortune were to befall Jamon? Fortunately he has a team of merry men that provide more than enough cover. King Dave, Funky, Dead Eye and even I am your father Luke have proved more than susceptible to a slippery pig." Will these plucky porkers prove successful in their quest? Only time will tell, in the mean time enjoy as these greasy little fellas make buffoons of the band of brothers known as the JMF.
2 comments:
What a ham-shanker!
Admitidly, those of the JMF fold do not have your pig-stopping-prowess, we could not possibly match the years of pig-hugging genes coursing through your body, that coupled with the fact that those of The JMF are not squat little fatties perfectly built for rugby tackling pre-growlers.
We've seen the way you lick them pork scratchings.
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