The local League one derby featuring the Mighty Bantams versus the poodles of Huddersfield ended in defeat for the home team. If that wasn't bad enough England couldn't even lift the gloom by beating the distinctly average Macedonia, a dull 0-0 draw was all they could muster. So we all got arseholed, but not as much as Jamon who got wasted big time and needed fetching by his missus, a fate that also befell JohnnyWest, Crespo and King Dave. Dangerous was dangerous, doing headstands on tables, jumping in front of passing traffic and taking on the bouncers in the Ferrands, who didn't see the funny side and kicked him out. We thought that may be the last we saw of him but like a bad penny he appeared as if by magic, looking the worse for wear.
But then again he looked no worse than these four characters;
Can't wait till next time.
2 comments:
Ive just noticed that dangerous is one hairy mo fo!! Even though the cat has been licking his top lip!!
That's so his moustache doesn't get in the way whilst plucking the banjo with his teeth!
A clever shaving trick learnt whilst appearing as an extra in the Deliverance!
"Degga, lang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, - degga, lang, dang, dang"
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