Only 26 hours remain in the great JMF Gaylord vote, and what a final day we have in prospect. A hectic day of voting has seen the lead change several times as the voting public rush to register their vote in time. After assuming the lead early in the afternoon, King Daves supporters have pulled it back to neck and neck in the polls. Jamon or King? The choice is yours! Who is the biggest Gaylord on the J.M.F?
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To reiterate my previous comments:
His royal straightness: K. David II is 100% correct, this whole voting bollocks is a farse of epic scale.
The blatantly transparent reasoning behind this conclusion is simple:
If the voting was not rigged the sheer mention of Funky's name would necessitate a voting rush of land-slide proportion.
It is common knowledge that PJ is a sexual deviant.
This man takes great pride in his personal collection of anal probes.
This man is "the gayest member of the JMF".
Therefore whatever the outcome of your "crap-voting-shite-nonsense" the end result is the same, Paul Jeanette wins - pants down.
When all is said and done: YOU, Mr. I know I'll do a vote which will be really really really funny and me and me group of swine bothering nerds will have a reeeeeeeeeet gud laugh at people who are blatantly not gay to cover up th fact the we (The Euro-homos) prefer men-pigs to women-pigs.
The JMF will rise above your petty nonsense and will not give you the satisfaction of reprisal. We will accept your moronic behaviour as simply the rather sad actions of sexually frustrated, balding middle-aged, white pump wearing pumper!
I believe my case is well and truely rested and advise you that your reiteration will only confirm what we already know.
As I have stated in a previous post, I am as surprised as anyone that a well known deviant of funkys stature has polled so poorly on the biggest gaylord vote. However, the public have spoken, and the fact that King Dave and Jamon are finally being outed as the arse bandits we always suspected, really carries no surprise.
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