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Tuesday, October 03, 2006
JMF become KMF
Spiritual leader and team spunk bag Jamon will be missing at this weeks clash at the Wood, after having his weekly permit to leave his maximum security cell, withheld by CD. Second in command King Dave takes the captains arseband. Apart from it making it safer to venture into the shower, it means "whats it all about" Alfie has been called in as a late replacement. As for the Righteous Elite, the return of Lobon and Shouty signals a return to the original five.
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........IMPORTANT.......
OFFICIAL JMF ANNOUNCEMENT
On behalf of the whole of the JMF, I hereby publically announce that we were all wrong!
Euro AKA Mr. Brian Puesey:
IS NOT GAY!!!!!!!
I hear you all gasp and shout WHY?
The answer is simply: following a intensive five year scientific study, the Government has today released a statement which catagorically says that all American fat-homo's would wear white boots to play football in not black as worn my the afore mentioned (now to be know as straight Euro) - sorry we were wrong.
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