With the clock ticking down and the JMF cruising to a shock three goal victory, team captain Jamon, in an epic display of goalkeeping ineptitude, tossed the Elite a draw on Wednesday night. What would have been one of the greatest comebacks of all time was carelessly tossed away by the king of ass crack. As his team mates looked on in horrified disbelief, he threw the ball to Clogs not once, not twice, but three times in the space of thirty seconds to see a three goal cushion evaporate, and hand the Elite a draw just as time expired. His shell shocked comrades trooped of the court only to find the cock crazy buffoon then launch into a tirade blaming them for throwing away what seemed a certain victory! How this will affect team morale over the coming weeks remains to seen, but in the mean time, myself and the remainder of the Elite will relish reminding Mrs MoFo of his hippopotamus like reflexes.
He's Tall, He's White, in Goals he's very Shite.........Jamon.....Jamon!
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I notice that editor (i.e. you ya truth obmitting little git) has failed to publish the "smoke-screen" email which was sent to you last Thursday in advance of your lies.
"He lies, eats pies, his bellies to big for his eyes, Euro fibber, Euro fibber"
LOOK UP, LOOK DOWN, THAT JAMON IS A CLOWN...JAMONS GAY....JAMONS GAY
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