MONGOZOED!

You may remember a few weeks back that myself and Geevers had an evening sampling a variety of different beers in the Fighting Cock. One of the more outrageous flavours was one called MONGOZO which is a coconut flavoured ale. Yes, it was as disgusting as it sounds, but good old G-Spot loves nuts, especially big hairy ones, and was smitten by the taste. He sampled a couple, and even got some too take home. But a couple of days later he was struck down by a serious case of face ache (medically known as Bells Palsy) which meant the right side of his face is in effect paralysed. Now the MONGOZO may well have had nothing to do with it, but it is a strange coincidence that his face had been A-OK for the best part of 37 years, yet a couple of days later, and POW! He can longer move the right side of his face. Get well soon old chum, and steer clear of the MONGOZO!