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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Late Charge Falls Short

After last weeks shambles, the Righteous Euro boys were looking to get back to a settled side, but these plans were scuppered when Crespo cried off with a poorly uterus. Luckily for us, Young Gaz was once more available, and his influence paid from the off. For those of you watching Barcelona take on the Gunners, our first half display was on a par. At one point a huge victory appeared to be on the cards, as the JMF rear was shredded in the same manner as they shred their rent boys. Eight goals up in double quick time, I began to prepare the abacus to keep tally, but the tide was stemmed by a heroic effort from Dead Eye. Not through his prolific shooting, but by his brilliance between the sticks. He failed to keep a clean sheet (he only allowed the one score) but his Herculean effort finally snapped his team mates out of their stupor. At about the same time a hint of complacency had seeped into our game, as we went all Hollywood, in pursuit of the beautiful goal. At first this meant nothing, but credit where it's due, the MoFo kept chipping away. Then Clogs injured himself, and instead of just chipping, they began knocking great lumps out of our lead. In fact, with time ticking down towards the five minute mark, the gay lords managed to draw within three, and had all the momentum going their way. Could this be the greatest comeback in Wood history? Young Gaz pooped in a couple, and our breathing space was once more intact, and we cruised through the remaining time, securing the win.

JMF- Dr Shotgun, Luklear War, Dead Eye, King Dave and Jamon

EURO E- Euro Bri, Clogs, Young gaz, The Mercenary and Shouty

2011 Season

JMF wins - 3

Euro Elite - 4

Draws - 0

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