Guinness versus Kolsch

Can Shoutys favourite brew be halted? It has seen off all competition to date, although it only just squeaked past Corona. In it's path stands Irelands most famous export, Guinness, which is loved by many, but also loathed by a few. It is a drink that out the Pasty in Cornish, aka El Grande Queso. A tough one for myself. I love Kolsch, but Guinness is perfect for when one has overdone the lager/Kolsch/Pilsner style of fizzy beer. I am going to have to ponder on this one.