Slippery T Saves JMF Bacon

A close game down the Wood was decided in the dying seconds last night, as the shirt lifting JMF grabbed a draw at the death. After dragging themselves back to within one goal after being down by four, Jamon slipped Euro Bri the pig, to tie the game, but then, with only the Brister to beat as the buzzer was ready to sound, he spooned his shot and wasted a golden opportunity to level the series. A tight game from the off, neither side could gain a decisive lead, the Elite goalkeeping, apart from Euro's late lapse, was exemplary, particularly Lefty's Kung Fu save from dead eye. A miss kick from the mercenary was the comic highlight of the evening, a mistake which allowed the Rt Hon Shouty in to score. The most prolific man on the court was JohnnyM, who coolly slotted home a sackful, closely followed by Clogs. For the mincers, Jamon and Funky filled their boots. Another week goes by, and we are now reaching the business end of the season with everything to play for, as the Righteous Elite maintain their slender advantage.

Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Funky, Dead Eye, Mercenary and King Dave

EURO E- JohnnyMedia, Lefty, Euro Bri, Clogs and Shouty

2007 Season

• JMF wins -16


• Euro Elite - 17


• Draws - 4