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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Euro Boys Crusie to Victory

Although the final margin of victory was only two goals, the beating dished out to the limp wristed JMF was of drunken step dad proportions. The early stages were dominated by the Elite with some slick passing and movement, yet the female dodgers some how fashioned a two goal advantage at the quarter hour mark. Four goals from four shots put them in front, although their woodwork had been rattled on umpteen occasions. Their luck couldn't hold forever, as Clogs and Young Gaz levelled before Euro Bri put them into a lead that wasn't to be surrendered. A massacre was now on the cards, but the plucky gaylords hung in, and after king Dave lamed European Bri with one of his infamous kung fu kicks to the ankle, the MoFo made one last ditch bid for glory. Shouty went down injured as well, and the JMF pushed on, putting the Elite goals under intense pressure, but big JohnnyMedia strode forward to curl a blinder past the hapless Pedestrian, which took the wind out of the MoFo's sails. Two late strikes lent the result an air of competitiveness, but the cock munchers were well beaten.


JMF- Luklear War, Funky Pedestrian, Jamon, Mercenary and King Dave

EURO E- JohnnyMedia, Shouty, Euro Bri, Clogs and Young Gaz

2007 Season

  • JMF wins -15

  • Euro Elite - 17

  • Draws - 3

1 comment:

king dave said...

a 2 goal lead is hardly a cruise to victory,more like with the help of some early on bostik boots from the jmf you won,but next week you will see the return of the deadeye,be afraid be very afraid you faggot munching fuck holes.