Buffoon Update

It has been quiet on the stupidity front as of late, but as always there are a couple moments worthy of note. Queso driving home the other night, and Shouty going to the Boilerhouse/Lingards are at the lower end of the scale, but acquire scoring points all the same. Further up the scale is Lobon, who after overcoming serious back problems, decided he didn't need to tie off his ladders whilst running some cables, and, you guessed it, fell off them when they didn't remain stationary. Myself, Crespo and Queso also score a few points for deciding for no particular reason to start on absinthe slammers. Mossy picked up a good score for wondering out loud why there were no direction signs to Bradford in Lincoln, and Dazzler for claiming we were being followed by a Unidentified Hovering Object, he called it a U.H.O., on the on the way back from the aforementioned town. Most other folk know it as a helicopter. Still nobody has emerged to rival the Funky Pedestrian. His latest episode revolves around his attempt to fight the legal system concerning another speeding ticket. As you all know he is currently serving a six month driving ban. This latest one was not taken into consideration at the time, so he has decided to represent himself in court, and fight the imposition of any penalties on the grounds of tenuous advise he has gleaned from the Internet. His case has currently been adjourned, to a later date, so I may take the day off work to watch The Funky QC fight the law. Roll on Munich.