Yaarrrgggghhhh!!! Me Lovely Booty!!!

Shiver me timbers, the salty spittoon polisher that be McCrespo has pinched me booty!! I was indeed super sizin' me girth in the McPontefract triangle. Two of me precious, precious golden doubloons be yer reward for solvin' me latest riddle. But be warned next weeks location will prove to be your undoin'. Damn ye all to hell.