Two Scoops Too Much

Well the sun shines on every dogs arse now and again, and the JMF will be enjoying their sun burnt keisters tonight. After weeks of having the smack down laid on them, the table were finally turned. The first half of the gamer was fairly evenly spread, but a calamitous effort between the sticks by a post menstrual JohhnyM saw the evil butt munchers take an advantage that was not only held, but extended from there on in, to finish in an eight goal victory. Late call up Two Scoops, relinquishing his previous retirement, belied the timber gained around his midriff, to put in an epic display. To be fair to the cock suckers of the MoFo, they all played a part, and took advantage of an Elite who faded badly in the final half. Shouty paid the price for his weekend, as expected, and Lefty had mislayed his shooting boots of recent weeks. As mentioned prior, big JohnnyM was wound up from the start, he mustn't be getting any at home or something. C'est la vie. One swallow does not make a slapper, and we are still in possession of a five game cushion, and with the both teams back to their original line ups next week, we will see if is the turning point for the JMF, or just a one off fluke by a bunch of retarded rent boys.

Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Luklear, Two Scoops, Young Gaz and Funky

EURO E- Clogs, Shouty, Lefty, Euro Bri and JohnnyM

2008 Season

• JMF wins -14



• Euro Elite - 19



• Draws - 0