F or V?

I arrived home tonight to find an e-mail from Sprocket, continuing our discussions on the Fadge or Vadge thread. It seems he thinks be unearthing THREE whole websites that back up his fadge claim, he believes this entitles him to claim victory. I attach below the e-mail I sent in response to his preposterous claim;

Dear Idiot,

How can you convince yourself that you have got the better of me concerning our ongoing discussions on the fadge vs. vadge question. Yes you have scoured the Internet, for days no doubt, to unearth a mere three references to the term Fadge being used to describe a pussy. Yet in a recent phone call you did indeed agree that a google search for the word "Vadge" resulted in a plethora of references to hairy pie. You also failed to make any mention of finding an image result that backed up your ludicrous claim, that the word fadge, is indeed a universally accepted term for putang. I have canvassed more worldly men than yourself, ie El Grande Queso and JohnnyM, and they wholly agree that vadge is an internationally recognised word for a tuna taco. At this juncture I am more than happy to accept a grovelling apology, and promise to be gallant in victory. I would however suggest that yourself, and your hilly billy mates from within the boundaries of Castleford, Shipley and Wibsey, break free of your rural backwaters and get out and broaden your horizons in the wider world.

Your Welcome,

European Bri

I would like at this juncture like to hold out an olive branch to Sprocket, and provide this link for a recipe, so he can enjoy as much "Fadge" as he can fit into his rather large gob. Be gosh, and indeed Be Gorrah.

Recipe for Irish Fadge