Big Ponces Kick Off

So the over payed foreign thespians finally kicked off their season, a week after everyone else, this weekend. It promises to be as dull as ever at the top of the table this year, as the usual four scrap it out till February, when Man U and Chelsea then ditch the Gunners and Liverpool, for their now annual shoot out to win the Permeirship. Ho Hum. And if that is not boring enough, the Ronaldo to Real, Barry to Liverpool sagas promised to put even the most hyper active, replica shirt wearing, knob head, glory hunter to sleep. Spurs and Villa will come close, Man City will implode, and Everton, Stoke and Bolton will play the worst football. Relegation? My picks are, Stoke and Hull, obviously, and hopefully Bolton and the God awful Gary Megson. After striving for years, they finally qualify for Europe, and then field a weakened team in the UEFA cup. What was the fucking point? Surprise teams for me are Fulham and 'Boro, and I fear Chelsea will finally mange to buy the champions league.