Hobbled by Nefarious JMF

Sorry about the delay in posting Wednesdays match result, as I have been in agony, the reason why will become apparent further into the report. Things started off amicably enough down the Wood, the MoFo actually looked like giving us a game for a change, but they don't take kindly to losing (you would think they would be used to it by now), and when they found themselves in the hole by three goals, they reverted to type. A ludicrous penalty claim by Funky set the wheels in motion, he claimed Lefty had stepped out of his area, a full five minutes after he was supposed to have done it, and then spat his dummy out in an epic display of petulance, when I advised him to grow up. An edge began to creep into their play, as challenges became harder, but we continued to weather the storm, although I seemed to be singled out for "special" treatment, first from Tommo, he felled me after I had showed him a clean pair of heels ( he did confess his foul, although Funky tried to maintain that I had dived), and later, Jamon toe poked my ankle after the ball had gone back to the keeper. I gamely played on for five minutes, but was finally forced into goals for the last ten minutes. They tried to claim a goal that had hit the post (tip for the JMF, the ball needs to go BETWEEN the white upright sticks) and then tried some weird mind trick to try and convince us that a goal we had scored hadn't gone in. This trick was basically pretending it hadn't happened, then walking around with puzzled looks on their faces. Who gives a toss anyway. Stuffed by four goals, and they now trail the Righteous by five.

Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Tommo, Funky, Clogs and King Dave

EURO E- Crespo, Shouty, Lefty, Euro Bri and JohnnyM

2008 Season

• JMF wins -13



• Euro Elite - 18



• Draws - 0