F or V?

An arguement has broken out amongst various members of the Bender Squad over a slang word for a pussy. It began between me and Sprocket over a name for a stupid five a side team we are due to play for, called the Vadge Kissers. He reckons I am some American idiot who has got it totally wrong, and the way it is spelt and pronounced is "Fadge" as it refers to a fanny, while I claim it is "Vadge" after vagina. So far he has more people agreeing with him, such as Shouty, Paddy Mac, the Elster, Crespo, G Spot(who both keep changing their minds) and most of the Saltaire posse. But they are all idiots from the backwaters of West Yorkshire. So far I have only got Big JohnnyM and a couple of passing strangers from outside Lloyds in Centeneray Square. I have googled fadge, and the first entry is for an online dictionary which gives its meaning thus;

v. i.	1.	To fit; to suit; to agree. They shall be made, spite of antipathy, to fadge together. - Milton. Well, Sir, how fadges the new design ? - Wycherley.
n.	1.	A small flat loaf or thick cake; also, a fagot.

No mention of punnani there. The second result is for an Irish potato cake recipe. Page after page without reference to curly pie. There is a Fadge fest, and some geezer who even goes by the name fadge. I even tried spelling it "Fage", which if you didn't know before, is a Greek yogurt. Of course when you type in the word "Vadge" in your google search, there is plenty of mentions, the first being a site called Urban Dictionary, which explains that a vadge badge is a tattoo near the vadge area, and the third search result is one showing off Brittany Spears vadge. As you can imagine when you do an image search for vadge, there is a slew of pussy pictures. Do you know what the first image you get for an image search of "fadge is? Check out below;



That's right, a photo of an Irish potato cake. Going to Dublin soon, can't wait to get my mouth round all that Fadge! Certainly looks tastier than vadge.