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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The Week in Nonsense

Later than usual, due to the Bank Holiday, this weeks Nonsense news begins with the news that Basil Brush has been cleared of racism by Northamptonshire police. A member of the public, as in ONE person had complained to the feds about a sketch in which a gypsy tried to sell Basil some heather and pegs. It was reported to the forces Hate Crimes department, who after further investigation, have decided to take no further action. I wonder how many tax dollars were flushed down the toilet on this idiotic action. I still find it remarkable that one person can make a complaint this trivial, and it gets taken so seriously. I wish the West Yorkshire force had been as keen to investigate the toe rags who tried to break into my garage last spring. If you think I am pulling your leg, check out the BBC report here. The anti-smoking lobby are still at it as well. They think all cigarettes should be sold under the counter, and not be left on display, and all vending machines should be removed from pubs. They say leaving them out on open display may encourage kids to take up smoking. What utter bullshit. What next? Maybe we should hang a few smokers from lamp posts on busy roads, or feed them to lions at local sports stadia. Why can't they leave the poor fuckers alone? If the fags don't finish 'em off, it'll be the pneumonia from having to cower outside pubs in the freezing rain and wind. Well that's about it for this week, not an outstanding week for nonsense, but then again most of our glorious politicians were probably off gallivanting around the globe, big fat expenses checks in pocket.

Stop The Nonsense!!

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