Lefty Winning Streak Ends

Lucky Van Nistleroy, as he had become to be known, has reverted back to his original moniker of Lefty, as the spunk soaked JMF overcame the misfiring Elite by nine goals. Clogs and Young Gaz had left their shooting boots at home, but neither was as profligate as yours truly. Five times I was presented with a one on one chance against the trembliest of keepers, Crespo, and five times I managed to hit him and not the back of the net. To top it all, I then fired a penalty against him, as he tried to jump out of the way, the limp wristed poofta. I should really at this moment make some kind of reference to how well the MoFo played, but I won't. Fuck 'em all, the shirt lifting arse bandits.

Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Crespo, Funky, Dead Eye and King Dave

EURO E- JohnnyMedia, Lefty, Clogs, Euro Bri and Shouty

2008 Season

• JMF wins -5



• Euro Elite - 7



• Draws - 0