The Week in Nonsense

Step forward, yet again, the ever reliable Labour party, our useless government. As reported in an earlier post, Jaqui Smith, who is becoming something of a rich source, spouted a torrent of nonsense in regards to the now voluntary ID cards. I wouldn't trust this woman with a box of matches, never mind all my personal details, including fingerprints and bio metrics. Not to be outdone in the stupid Labour woman stakes is one Margaret Hodge, Minister for Culture, complaining that the proms appeal to a too inclusive audience. So does Crufts, the dog show, but no one complains about this. Maybe we can get a feline equality commission together, at the tax payers expense of course, to work out how it can become more inclusive for cats. I wish that's all I had to do all day, sit around and think up bullshit. I mean the proms, who really gives a fuck?? House prices falling, the American credit crunch, war in Iraq and Afghanistan, and she's concerned that there aren't enough black and brown faces at some musical festival where fat ugly inbreds go to wave flags. And what is all this crap concerning Prince Harry? Fair play to the guy, he joins the army, and wants to go off and shoot folk. Does it really warrant endless hours of TV footage and acres of newspaper pages? Like fuck it does. This weeks waste of money may not be on an epic scale, as were the previous two weeks, but is worth pointing out, as it is a local issue to me. £8,600,000 is to be spent on electric road signs on the M62 to improve traffic with information for motorists. This will no doubt point out to us stupid plebs things like," slow down rain" or "take a break, tiredness kills". Even better, as you are sat motionless in yet another jam, "Beware, Stationary Traffic". Lastly, just to prove that stupidity is contagious, one religious leader, a Canon Tony Shepherd of St Peter's Church in Harrogate, has proposed that churches turn down Lottery grant money for upgrades and renovation, as it sends out the message that the church is giving it's blessing to gambling. Why don't they just tax the shit out of beer instead? Would that make him happy? My big fear, is that come Wednesday, he will more than likely get his wish.

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