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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Will the Elster Like it?

Everyone knows I fancy myself as a bit of a pirate like geezer. But up until now I have had no where to keep my rum safe in a stylish, nautical manner. Till now. Brother Jamon has scoured the seven seas to find this, quite frankly, astonishing piece of furniture to house my aforementioned bottles of grog. HURRAH, I hear you cry, but wait! The evil M.R.S may have something to say about the latest addition to our front room. That's right, a name to strike fear into the heart of any self respecting pirate, may, unbelievably, not have the same feeling. I suspect the Elster may not share my enthusiasm for my new drinks trolley, and will try to banish to the garage! I fear a battle to the death is about to be joined.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Like it Bri...

I want one

Anonymous said...

Great bit of furnature not only can you get pissed with the contents but you can also search the globe for possible bender squad outings.

Anonymous said...

Your carpet could do with a hoover.

Anonymous said...

If the Elster says out with the globe Can I have first Refusal,As my Mrs is parcial to bits of old tat, After all she married me didn't she !

Anonymous said...

Call yourself a Pirate.
No Pirate needs a place to stash his rum, true pirates swig the rum till the bottles done.
Off we ya ed ya landlover.

BlackBeard

european bri said...

Yarrr!!!! You have caught me out blackbeard, hell I don't even like rum. More of a whiskey man, me hearty.