Lefty Lifts JMF to Victory

An inspired JMF ground an out of sorts Elite in to the dust, coasting to an impressive eight goal victory. After many attempts it was Leftys first taste of victory, and he played an integral part in his teams triumph, with an exceptional goalkeeping display and a brace of goals to boot. This is not to underestimate his teams performance in any way, Dead Eye proving his two week sabbatical had not dulled his shooting ability, and Two Scoops, Lukelear and The Mercenary chipped in with numerous goals as the Elite fell to pieces, conceding nine goals to nil in the opening 10 minutes. Young Gaz was the Euros standout, but was wasteful in front of goal, and Shotgun Alf put in a valiant effort, although struggling with a flu virus. The less said about myself, JohnnyWest and the Jets performance the better. After playing well over the previous few weeks, it is a backward step for the righteous Elite, who were hoping the re-introduction of Youg Gaz to the ranks would see us push on in our crusade to smite the female dodging JMF, but we are confident this will only prove to be a blip.

2007 Season

• JMF wins - 5
• Euro Elite - 2
• Draws - 0