Funkys Doppelganger

Checking through my e-mails today, I opened one from the Funky Messiah, which came with this attachment.

There was also some text, in which our misguided friend alluded to the fact he bore some kind of resemblance to Bill Murray. I suppose they are both striking a similar-ish pose, but Mr Murray is witty, has more hair, is popular, is well known outside of Wilsden, has never been spotted wearing a football kit and enjoys the company of women. This got me thinking, "Who is Funkys Doppelganger?" Someone flamboyant, plays the piano, dresses extravagantly, wears soccer kits and most importantly takes it up the arse. Then it came to me;