Golden Rules Lamented as Charter Gains Support

After the the game down the Wood last night, it was agreed that a "Declaration of Benderpendence" was indeed a worthy pursuit. The much lamented "Golden Rules" of bygone years, were agreed to be in need of updating. It has also been agreed that charter rule ten, concerning the inappropriate wearing of replica football kits, shall be stricken from the records, as watching the Funky Messiah dressed as the worlds oldest 12 year old is just too funny. I am on the razz tomorrow, and will no doubt come up with some more valuable additions once the beer buzz kicks in. Once again I request your input, please post any ideas, as stupid as they might seem, when possible.