Righteous Blow Chance

Boy that was a hard one to swallow. Two up, with about five minutes to go, and it seemed our losing streak was about to end. But then came the seemingly weekly implosion, and we snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. It all started well, Clogs thrashed a long shot straight into the back of newly purchased goals. Bradford Council had finally got around to replacing the ones held together by gaffer tape, bu my reckoning the last ones had been in use since 1996. This roused the cock munchers, and in double quick time, we were two in the hole, and all over the place. Still the storm was weathered, and we pulled level. For the next half hour the game was nip and tuck, but finally we made our move and looked to have the game sewn up. Even Big Phil, not renowned for his reflexes, pulled out a Gordon banks effort. One minute he was upright, the next sprawled horizontally across the goal, finger tips steering the ball around the post. But then came the second worst tackle of the past few seasons, as the usually mild mannered Mercenary sent Luklear flying. It weren't pretty, but then again it wasn't a penalty, which of course the despicable ass bandits tried to claim. This raised their shackles, and for the next few minutes things got a bit ugly. Once tempers had cooled, some poor finishing, as usual, left the door open for a gay comeback, and of course that's what happened. Crespo had a golden opportunity to equalise at the death. He was free, with bags of time and space, right on the penalty spot, with only well known keeping clown Jamon to beat, but he smashed the ball straight at him, consigniong us to our fourth loss on the bounce. Worrying times indeed.

JMF- Dead Eye, Young Gaz, Funky, Luklear War and Jamon

EURO E- Euro Bri, Clogs, Big Phil, The Mecenary and Crespo

2010 Season

JMF wins - 10


Euro Elite - 6


Draws - 0