Nonsense News

This will be a new thread, where I aim to report on the nonsense that has been spouted by the supposed great and good over the past week. Up at number one this week is the Archbishop of Canterbury, who seems to think that some form a Sharia Law will inevitably be introduced into the British legal system. What a penis. Even New Labour were quick to distance themselves from this joker. The worry is that this buffoon is only publicly saying what others may be thinking. Running the Archbishop close was the Right Honourable MP for Old Bexley and Sidcup, Derek Conway. This character hired his son, paying him approximately £1000 a week for basically doing nothing. Nice work if you can get it. Oh, and lets not forget that was tax payers money. That's right. Mine and yours hard earned frittered away by a piss taking Member of Parliament. And because he is an MP, he is exempt from being sacked. I'd love to show up at place of employment, sit around for a few hours, have a kip and then go down the boozer. But unfortunately from me, my gaffer would kick my keister straight down the labour exchange (is that what they call the dole office now?). Lastly a special mention for the current Home Secretary Jacqui Smith, who has decide on a crackdown on underage drinkers during the upcoming school holidays. Maybe if she cracked down and enforced the law all the time, it wouldn't have become the problem it now appears to be. Or does that make too much sense??

STOP THE NONSENSE!!