Scoop Boys Spank JMF

Sorry about the lateness of this weeks match report, but I have been stricken with an epic bout of idleness. But at least it went into remission on Wednesday night, were after losing our win streak, the MoFo were looking to get themselves back to within a game. It looked good for them at first, as the red hot Clogs had to miss the game due to a nagging knee injury, and the smoking red hot Shotgun was suffering with period pains. Or an ankle injury, I cant remember. But their joy was short lived as Two Scoops made his long awaited return, and as a stand-in, he brought along his son one scoop, who just so happens to be on the books at Leeds. Now I thought the sides looked reasonably fair, bearing in mind that Scoops senior had not kicked a ball for over eight weeks, and was only hoping to give his ankle a test run, and spend most of the night in goals. But it held up better than expected, so we may have had the slightest of advantages.

Anyway, the game. The opening exchanges, as usual were a cagey affair, played at quite a frenetic pace. Scores were exchanged, but the unusually profligate Dead Eye couldn't find his range, and at the half hour mark, the MoFo imploded. Up until then it was still a close game, but a scoring blowout by the magicians in white put paid to their efforts. Funky tried his hardest, but along with Luklear, couldn't get his shooting right, and as the pace slowed, Scoops Junior took charge. This did not go down well, and the ass bandits began to bicker not only with us, but each other. Jamon claimed there was only him doing anything, and that he was "Running round like a blue arsed fly." He didn't find my comment "Makes a change from running round like a red arsed rent boy" amusing in the slightest. Of course we had to rub it in, but instead of the usual bragging, we agreed with everything they said. Penalty? Sure why not. Inside the area? Of course we were. This managed to wind them up even more. At the end we won by a landslide, as the the MoFo grumbled off into the showers. Hopefully we will have the correct teams next week, and that there will be no accusations of jerry mandering.

PS Last year, when the rampant homos had Scoops Junior on their side, and gave us a hammering, they didn't have any kind of issue with the teams.

JMF- King Dave, Dead Eye, Funky, Luklear War and Jamon

EURO E- Euro Bri, Two Scoops, The Mercenary, Shouty and One Scoop

2010 Season

JMF wins - 2


Euro Elite - 5


Draws - 0