Should Have Gone to Spec Savers

Yet another win for the JMF in 2009, as the Myopic Euro boys head off to the local opticians to have their eyes tested. With every single member of the Elite in full Stevie Wonder mode, the last thing needed was a piss poor start, which is exactly what we had. Five nil down in double quick time, it took us about a quarter of an hour to break our duck Dr Shotguns shooting was way off, he seemed to be playing with a balloon, and the rest of us soon followed suit, shooting high wide and handsome, and finding a red shirt with just about every pass. (For those of you who are not aware the accursed Gaylord JMF wear crimson). This in turn led to much bickering, much to the glee of captain Jamon. Finally we pulled our collective fingers out of our collective arses, but still we continued to spurn chances. In the end we almost, miraculously, dug out a draw, but our wayward shooting came back to haunt us, as Gaz rattled in a couple of late goals to secure a three score victory. Everyone on the Righteous Elite agreed the ball was rubbish, and favoured the less skillful player, hence our defeat. Jamon of course is like a pig in poop at the moment, and seems to think the '09 title is already won, but there are plenty of twist and turns ahead, and I fear he is heading for a fall. The proof will be in the pudding.

Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Young Gaz, Lukelear, Funky and The Mercenary

EURO E- JohnnyMedia, Two Scoops, Clogs, Euro Bri and Dr Shotgun

2009 Season

• JMF wins - 3



• Euro Elite - 1



• Draws - 0