Elite Slide Further into the Mire

It is not quite panic stations yet, but something is not right with the Euro boys. Yet another lacklustre start saw us six down before we had even broke sweat. This was after JMF queen Jamon had limped off with a pulled muscle in his leg, before we had even started. I reckon it is all that power mincing he does. An extremely late replacement was required, and a big, neigh huge, thank you goes out to the good Dr Shotgun, who dragged himself off his sofa to answer the call. Off to a late start, Dead Eye wasted no time, as reported above, smashing in goal after goal, as the Righteous just milled around and let him have all the space he required. We roused our selves to the challenge, at last, but all night it was stop start, and we never got within six of their total at any given time. Shots were wasted, tackles missed and passes went astray, to hand the MoFo a most comprehensive of wins. It really pains me to say this, but they are on top of their game at the moment, and we just can't seem to get anything going at all. Individually we are definitely a match fro the shirt lifters, and there is no lack of effort, but we have absolutely no rhythm at the moment, and if we don't get it started soon, I fear we could be playing catch up on a rather substantial lead. It is early in the Wood season, however, and once we find some form, we will start making more of a match of it. next week the Shotgun reverts to the side of good, and we await an injury update from the MoFo as to the seriousness of Jamon pulled sphincter, I mean leg muscle.

Line-ups;

JMF- Dr Shotgun, Young Gaz, Lukelear, Funky and Dead Eye

EURO E- Shouty, Two Scoops, Clogs, Euro Bri and Mercenary

2009 Season

• JMF wins - 4



• Euro Elite - 1



• Draws - 1