The Cream Finally Rises

Just when it all seemed to be going Pete Tong, and that darkness would indeed rule the year of 2008, the Euro Elite finally regrouped, and put together a performance worthy of their hard graft of earlier in the year. After a run of seven victories had seen the righteous have their eight game advantage whittled down to a solitary game, the pendulum seemed to have swung firmly towards the shandy drinking MoFo. The early exchanges were tight, an inspired performance between the sticks from the Shoutster repelled the Gaylord tide time and again, preventing a healthy advantage being taken by the forces of gay. The last few weeks have seen some wasteful shooting by the Euro boys, but it wasn't to last forever, and with late substitution Young Gaz drafted in, our superiority soon reaped dividends. But the JMF are not the soft touch of the summer months, and although they found themselves six goals down, did not give up the ghost. A purple patch saw them pull back to within a single score, but the effort was to prove their undoing. As they laboured to find an equaliser, gapping holes were left at the back, and Young Gaz exploited them mercilessly, setting up Two Scoops, Clogs and myself, before applying the coup de grace with the goal of the evening. Finally the victory we had need since early November was ours, and the title of Wood Winners 2008 belonged to the Euro Elite. Usually I would have gloated, and rubbed my cock munching opponents nose in to the dirt, but an overwhelming sense of relief was the order of the day. Man of the Match, by a nose over Clogs and Shouty, went to Young Gaz, whose nose for goals proved the difference. Next week is dead rubber, before hostilities recommence on the 7/01/09, when we once again start from scratch.


Apologies in the photo to Dr Shotgun, JohnnyMedia, Young Gaz and Clogs for not featuring in the photo. It's late, and this is the best picture I could find to doctor.

Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Funky, Lukelear, King Dave and Dead Eye

EURO E- Shouty, Two Scoops, Clogs, Euro Bri and Young Gaz

2008 Season

• JMF wins -23



• Euro Elite - 25



• Draws - 0