Shouty and the Saltaire Posse

Next Saturday is the Right Honourables birthday, and we are off around the wasteland that is Bradford City centre for beers and mischief. after suitable lubrication it is off to the casino to sacrifice our shirts. Sounds like fun. A nice warm up for the first game of the season the week after. Good news for the Mighty bantams is the recent signing of 25 goal striker Michael Boulding. Our first game is against Notts County, who were woeful last season, so nothing shy of a ten goal victory is expected. Thorne and Boulding with first half hat tricks, followed by Big Baz outdoing them both off the bench with four goals of his own, all from the penalty spot. At last Saturdays will have meaning again. All we need now is for City to get a decent pie supplier. By the way, has anybody seen the Boy??