JMF Pull a Turkey

Just like Turkey in the recent Euros, an outplayed JMF somehow found away to lead for the the most important part of a football game, the last five minutes. Up until then, they had basically been played off the court, but a lethal mixture of profligacy and over confidence allowed them to some how conjure up a victory. Even now, three hours after the games conclusion, I struggle to comprehend the final outcome. The gaylords took an early two goal lead, but we soon rectified this, and surged ahead, but never far enough to cause the fragile mindset of the MoFo to implode. As we reached the three quarter mark, an own goal by King Dave summed up their performance, but from then on in, and it pains me to say it, they showed great fortitude not to give up, and dragged themselves first level, and then miraculously into the lead, finally winning by two. I'll go to the foot of my stairs, but the cock munchers did it. Bunch of wankers.

Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Dead Eye, Funky, Luklear and King Dave

EURO E- Crespo, Dr Shotgun, Shouty, Euro Bri and JohnnyM

2008 Season

• JMF wins -12



• Euro Elite - 13



• Draws - 0