JMF Fold

My word, the cock loving JMF took a beating last night. Not once did they lead, the closest they came was pulling back to within two goals, as the Euro boys gave them a lesson. Goals rained in from every angle, and every tea member, although Crespo's air shot with just King Dave to beat was priceless. But he was not alone. The usually clinical Dead Eye must have had his boots on the wrong feet, and he was the MoFo's top scorer. Luklear and Funky were in banjo and cows backside mode, the later even relegating himself to goal keeping duties for the final minutes, so disgusted was he with his own ineptitude. But the worst showing went to the JMF's Young Gaz, not for play up front, but his stint between the sticks. He jumped over one shot. He let one pass though his legs. But his worst moment was surely when he dived the wrong way, and then tried to rectify his mistake, nearly hanging himself on the goals netting. So the MoFo spurn yet another chance to pull level in the race for the 2008 championship, and they sloped off the pitch with heads held low. Take that seaman slurpers!



Line-ups;

JMF- Young gaz, Dead Eye, Funky, Luklear and King Dave

EURO E- Crespo, Mercenary, Shouty, Euro Bri and JohnnyM

2008 Season

• JMF wins -12



• Euro Elite - 14



• Draws - 0