Righteous Slam Knob Jockeys by Seven

Everything is right in the world again, as the JMF were handed a comprehensive defeat down the Wood. The MoFo got off to a flyer, racking up a three goal advantage, but when Crespo was unshackled from his stint between the sticks, things began to turn in the Elites favour. Don't get me wrong, the effect was not immediate, but with the evil spunk munchers attacking game thwarted, parity was never far away. This was reached when Queen shirt lifter Jamon, ran into his own penalty area, to provide big JohnnyM the chance to equalise from the spot. He put the attempts of distraction behind him, to slam the ball past King Dave, and from the moment the ball tore into the netting, the MoFo disintegrated. A five minute goal frenzy orchestrated by Crespo and Young Gaz saw the Euro boys open a five goal lead, but the best effort was by far from the Shoutster. Receiving the ball in front of goal, he manged to shimmy and shake through the JMF rear guard to find himself one on one with Jamon to beat in nets. As the ball approached the area, the Right Honourable leaned back and unfurled his leg to wallop the ball past a knee trembling Jamon, when he stubbed his toe just prior to striking the ball. This surprised the nefarious MoFo team captain, who could only scramble ungainly to rectify his cowardly pose as the the ball trundled over the line at a sedentary 1 mile per hour. Of course a degree of complacency crept into our play, they even manged to get back within three goals of us at one point, but yet another surge made sure our evil Nemesis was sent home in tears.

Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Funky Pedestrian, King Dave, Luklear War and Dead Eye

EURO E- JohnnyMedia, European Bri, Shouty, Young Gaz and Crespo

2008 Season

• JMF wins -1



• Euro Elite - 2



• Draws - 0