Controversial Start to 2008 Campaign

After last weeks false start, thanks to the Funky Knobhead, it was all systems go. Full sides were out, with no substitutions. The Mercenary made his full debut as a member of the righteous Euro Elite, taking the place of the sadly retired Dr Shotgun, who has left to get more letters after his name. As can be expected the opening skirmishes were tame as cobwebs were blown off, the seaman loving JMF taking an early lead. But they were unable to make their early pressure count and the Elite opened a three goal lead. this wasn't to last long, as we tired they unleashed the Tasmanian devil like Luklear War, who proceeded to kick, barge and menace anybody in possession of the ball, and one or two folk who were no where near it. At one point he even legged the wall. This amazing spectacle of recklessness invigorated the MoFo who not only equalised, but opened a two goal lead and seemed to be cruising. Thankfully for the Euro E, the walking "penalty waiting to happen", that is King Dave lived up to his reputation, waltzing into his own area to give a blatant penalty. My the MoFo did cry. But rules are rules, and as Funky and Jamon went into meltdown and Luklear began to even kick himself, we wrestled back the advantage to take the lead, JohnnyM and Young Gaz doing the damage. The cock munchers managed to regain some composure, but nifty defending by the Mercenary and Shouty, limited the always dangerous Dead Eye to half chances, and although they pulled to within one goal in the dying seconds, the equaliser proved beyond them. One nil to the Euro boys, but there is a long way to go yet.

Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Funky Pedestrian, King Dave, Luklear War and Dead Eye

EURO E- JohnnyMedia, European Bri, Shouty, Young Gaz and The Mercenary

2008 Season

• JMF wins -0



• Euro Elite - 1



• Draws - 0